Teen who m@sturbates 56 times dies of a heart attack, story trends online

A teenager allegedly engaged in the act of m@sturbating 56 times without pause before dying of a heart attack; in the process, he is said to have broken the world record and was later awarded a certificate by a Guinness representative who arrived at his home.

Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that Jerome was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely”.

Jerome’s mother called Portland police after discovering his corpse in his room. Jerome’s mother told Huzlers reporters “one hour passed since I had called him down for lunch, Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you were not looking, I knew something was wrong when he didn’t come down to eat, he was a great kid,” she finished as she began to cry.

Police arrived at the home about an hour after Ms. Carpenter called them. Officer Dean Marrow told Huzler reporters what they saw when they opened Jerome’s bedroom door.

“The young man was on his bed… his pens was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pens gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic.”